Pink is the new awesome.

Guys in Pink Shorts
Originally uploaded by skootie.

It seems like people can pull off anything if they're all wearing the same thing in a group. Like if you see a group of stormtroopers at Orange Julius you know where all the ladies are going to be at. But if you're the only one in a snowtrooper outfit the other stromtroopers are going to wait until you're standing in front of Victoria's Secret to point at you and yell "He pooped his pants in 3rd grade gym!" I swear those assholes are going to pay.