At first I was like "Hell yeah! Flying V!" Then I thought about it and it seems lame to own a shirt with a flying V on it. What is not lame is actually PLAYING a flying V. They should make shirts instead that say "My other shirt is a flying V." Oh man, a guitar AS a shirt is even more rock! How do you out rock that? You'd have to literally make Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley from KISS into a pair stretched-lobe earlets. I bet you'd smell awesome!
$10 shirts that at least look cool. The shirts they use are not that comfy though but it'll just give you an excuse to take it off. I'm working on that move along with my "Wow, it really hurts my chest when I flex like this..." I think I got a winner if I can combine them. Look for more can't-lose tips in my upcoming book "Excuse me, Is There Ink On My Ass?"
I just have a hunch on this one. I'm betting he just got sick of the postage stamp sized men's departments in clothing stores. Day-one probably started by "innocently" taking something off the rack of cocktail dresses next to the guy's Messenger Biker pants display and bringing it into the dressing room. Bye bye, Parker Hilton. Hello, Paris! Oh man, I hope I'm right. He would be likeable then. Seriously though, someone still needs to punch her in the dick.
OK, Here's a decent start. I hate the thought of going to most big chain places but since I'm so picky I have to get what I can get. Banana Republic makes solid quality clothes but usually their prices are crazy for something I'm going to spill nacho cheeze on in 3 days. But hey, there's a SALE! Now I can finally slather my ribs with extra jelly and hog down. $40 for a nice dress shirt is totally fair especially considering it's slim-fit. That means it might actually fit since most US men's clothes are cut for giant walking pears. Sorry, Dad!
Ever. Seriously. You'll will get beat up. By American Girl shoppers. And the sleeves just keep falling in your chili. What? How do I know? Secret Santa. My job totally sucks.
Someone call ABBA. They're probably wandering the city barefoot right now crying and scaring children with their at present less than enthusiastic hobo-shuffles. Don't worry, ABBA. The starting bid is only $75! You'll be back to the hustle in no time as long as you have PayPal and a limited sense of dignity.
One of my favorite bands right now, The Life and Times, prints their tour shirts on Bellas. They seem like a cool company and I'm really impressed with the weight and feel of their shirts. Anyways, Every wardrobe needs some unoffensive-blandness-yet-sharp for the times you're not sure to go dressy or casual. You know like when you go to your buddy's to watch the game but you're really hoping to makeout with his sister.
