How to dress like a hipster and/or coolest girl in the world.

At first I was like "Hell yeah! Flying V!" Then I thought about it and it seems lame to own a shirt with a flying V on it. What is not lame is actually PLAYING a flying V. They should make shirts instead that say "My other shirt is a flying V." Oh man, a guitar AS a shirt is even more rock! How do you out rock that? You'd have to literally make Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley from KISS into a pair stretched-lobe earlets. I bet you'd smell awesome!