Paris Hilton is a man.

I just have a hunch on this one. I'm betting he just got sick of the postage stamp sized men's departments in clothing stores. Day-one probably started by "innocently" taking something off the rack of cocktail dresses next to the guy's Messenger Biker pants display and bringing it into the dressing room. Bye bye, Parker Hilton. Hello, Paris! Oh man, I hope I'm right. He would be likeable then. Seriously though, someone still needs to punch her in the dick.