I'm not making this shit up.

Yes, that is a hood with sleeves. I know. Do you see why I had to start this blog? Oh, and it costs about as much as one or two pairs of jeans which would look about as cool on your head. Can we get some focus here? Yes, a little edgy is a good thing but who's the dickhead giving a designer gig to Carrot Top? Hint: Look for the guy wearing one all the way to the bank.