Cool men's shoes or soul-collapsing profanation?

Oh fuck you, Reebok. Souless company exploits dead artist's work...BUT DAMN WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO HOT??

Rbk_54: I'd like to slip these on you
luku: it would be illegal not to lol!
Rbk_54: did you measure them for me yet?
luku: i need one of those dealies with the sliders
Rbk_54: i can give you extra arch support
luku: wait. we're not talking about sodomy, right?
Rbk_54: no, just shoes
luku: oh
luku has left the room