Yes, that's a chinchilla bomber jacket. I must visit the alternate reality that outfits it's military with these puppies (sorry!). It must be a world where global conflicts are settled on the dance floor. Hey, it's only 6 large. You should get two. Then we could both most certainly be mistaken for veteran pilots as we take our moms out to brunch.
Custom jeans for $45! Bad pics though which scares me. They might be dorky looking but that's not a bad price to try it out. You should let me know how that goes. Make sure you don't select the "Cavaricci" style. Man those guys must still be taking shit for that. "Hey, I know! Let's add these big ass wings on the front!" Hot. They're probably still wearing all the overstock and can't even get into the bar at Outback Steakhouse. I can just see them peaking into the window and getting super pissed because Hammer is in there flirting with the new waitresses. Man, Hammer's car is gonna get fucked up.
Sometimes people take retro a little too far. That's ok. The Monkeys sorta tried it too and they had that cool apartment. If you're gonna go back though, just go all the way. Bring back the Grecian leaf-crown or further, the leopard skin one-shoulder unitard with oversized club. Personally I'm looking for a chain mail hoodie. It's for my ren-fair rapper outfit. Forsooth, Weonch!
